An Unbreakable Umbrella Designed to Break People
Have you ever had issues with the rain and assaults all at the same time? Tired of having to carry a cricket bat with you at all times and a weak umbrella to keep the rain off?
Well your problems have now all been solved by the Unbreakable® Umbrella.
On their official website they tout its ability to whack “just as strong as a steel pipe” and won’t make you look silly and you wont get “strange looks if carried by an able-bodied person”. I’m not sure if there is a model for less able-bodied people. It’s harder (or easier) to laugh once you see the demonstrator cutting a watermelon in half with it.
It’s legal to carry everywhere and is used by the Presidential Security Group (PSG) of the Philippines President. So it has their seal of approval.
You can pick one up for around $200.