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This is Where Guys Lie About the Size Of Their Manhood Most According to Women


For years it’s been known that men exaggerate their size on study questionnaires. What’s an extra inch here and there? Who will ever know? Women will, that’s for sure, and they don’t have any ego to cover.

A study conducted by the very illustrious Saucydates.com, well known for its cutting edge studies and intellectual discourse has released an infographic illustrating where guys lie the most about their penis length.

It uses a “He said, She said” rule, where guys detail their length, and women go into depth about how long the last dick was they encountered. The study used 1,715 participants and it’s pretty obvious there are some gaping holes in how it was carried out, but it’s still a bit of fun. Just take it with a little salt.

penis size around the world exaggeration infographic

Only two countries were modest about their penis size, Canada underexaggerated their length by -1.6% while Indian dudes downplayed their family jewels by -3.8%.

Australian’s were having a real laugh when they overexaggerated their length by a whopping 17.5%. They claimed a 7.09″ meat sword while the chicks said it dwindled to 5.58″.

Globally guys went for the comfortably above average 7″ shlong while on average girls said it was 6.61″ at best.

Globally guys went for the comfortably above average 7″ shlong while on average girls said it was 6.61″ at best.

The United States was also a bigger fibber when it came to size, saying they were the biggest in the world with 7.24″. However according to the ladies they’re dead equal with the UK at 6.64″.

The study is of course totally flawed, relying on anecdotal evidence from people who are most likely just guessing the size. Unless of course it’s all the rage to take measuring tapes with you on your hot dates these days.

Either way though, It’s a fun little study that probably says more about perceptions and egos more than anything else.

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